Today I passed by a Hooters on Rt 23 in New Jersey.  I can’t remember the last time I was in Hooters, but I am pretty sure their selling points remain big breasted waitresses in sheer pantyhose, and wings.  There was a sign outside this Hooters that announced “TUES KIDS EAT FREE.”  I tried to imagine a situation where a parent would bring their child to Hooters, aside from a teenage mom who was going there to work.  The only other thing I could come up with was “if they were a really shitty parent.”  (I dismissed the possibility that there is some sort of club called “Tues Kids,” and that at this particular Hooters members of Tues Kids eat free, it just seemed like too much of a stretch.) Fucking Jersey man, somehow it still manages to be charming to me.  All that being said, I’d probably bring my kids to Hooters.

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  1. […] Thursday, February 11, 2010 ryan […]

  2. Could be worse. You could be Lee Deitrick. Wings and tits > baby tattoos.

    You know…just to restore your faith in humanity.

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